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I’ve only been here a day, but I’m already starting to notice some profound changes:

Last 4 months Next 4 months
Intern Undergrad
Making money Paying tuition
Green USD$ Multi-coloured CDN$
MS Badge UW Student ID
Sunny 75 F Rainy 11 C
1 absentee roommate 1 male & 2 female roommates
Master bedroom Basement dungeon
Queen-sized bed Foam twin mattress
Satellite tv with surround sound Basic cable on 14″ tv
Dishwasher Dish clothe
Steadily finishing work Avoiding writing work report
Burritoes Perogies
Pro Club Columbia Ice Fields
Jon Stewart Rick Mercer
Gas can parties on weekends Gas can party on Wednesday before Bomber